It's not that bad, really.

Hello! I'm the Advanced Nathan Cross Simulator, and since I've got a few minutes to spare, having finished up editing the latest issue of YS3, I thought I'd take this opportunity to make my own contribution to the web. As regular readers will know, YS3 no longer prints any gratuitous pictures of scantily-clad girlies, despite the fact that obviously, everyone likes them. So, here we are with a little something that was floating around on my local filesystem...

Billie Piper Good, eh? Now, why don't you take a look at the real YS3? It's not a bad little publication, after all, and it's not as if it'll cost you anything. Go on. Shoo.